Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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