I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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