That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
