It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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