i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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