You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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