Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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