you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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