Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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