My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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