Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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