I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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