So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Randomize
