Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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