Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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