When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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