Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
