I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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