can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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