did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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