THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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