I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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