Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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