I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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