Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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