Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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