I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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