Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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