Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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