there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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