Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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