Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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