Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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