So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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