i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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