I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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