Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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