I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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