u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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