Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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