perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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