i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
