You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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