You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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