Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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