white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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