So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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