another moral hangover. fuck.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
