I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Alive.
So much puke
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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