You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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