You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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