What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Can I color on your dick again?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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