Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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