3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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